audience: "How green are they, doman?"
mark: "they are sooo green that the lot of um up and joined the Army. You see, they heard that you had to wear green clothes in the Amry."
audience: "ha ha wait ..you suck. We want our money back."
So I just got back from Cal-Expo. I dropped of a bunch of e-waste including and old amber monitor and my commodore-64. Remember when everyone bought amber monitors because then were supposed to be better for your eyes? Of course you don't.
In other news: Remember how cruel my friends list was when I bought that bright yellow sports car. Well there's one more thing...I got the pink slip daddy! It came in the mail today. Now the only thing I owe money on is my house. Hotdog! (with bright yellow mustard)