I bought a green car because, Susan, my girlfriend at the time, liked green cars. Then she dumped me.
OK. Enough of that. Introducing doman's new ride...
Yes, that's right! I bought a bright yellow s2000.
The down side is that I must continue to work for the State of California for the next 5.1 years. Knowing that, my boss says that I am now officially his bitch for that duration. Oh, good Lord, what have I done? I was so close to “Shopping Cart Hobo” I could taste it. But this new car has forced me to hold out for “Drunk, First Class”. I suppose I could hang with Rachel and Ray. I’m sure they’ll still be drinking to excess in 5 years.